You know you're 9 months pregnant when/funny things kids say....
... You tear up at the sight of a baby calf nursing from his mama cow.
... a second grader asks you whether or not you are having a baby and as you walk away tells his friend "Looks like she is having some trouble walking."
... You try to take eggs and candy from your student for our Easter Egg hunt and the student says "My mom told me never to trust a pregnant lady with candy. I'll wait and give them to Mrs. Smith."
... People start making stupid jokes about pregnancy and never know the right thing to say. "You haven't had that baby yet?" No jackass, this is how big you look after delivering.
...You eat chocolate easter candy all morning at school and a student actually remarks "Hey, that's MY candy." Well, it was, but now its mine. Thanks.
...A child asks if the Easter bunny is going to bring the baby in your Easter basket.
I am so excited to meet our Easter baby!
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